Bashing the Brit

Giles may be the adult of the gang, he still gets a ribbing from the youngsters who often make fun of him and his country.

Giles: All right, I'll just drop in my time machine, go back to the 12th Century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm.
      Never Kill Boy On First Date.

I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th Century - with three whole years to spare.
      Jenny, I robot, you Jane.

Giles: Grave robbing. Well that's new. Interesting.
Buffy: I know you meant to say gross and disturbing.
Giles: Yes, of course. Terrible thing. We must put a stop to it.
      Some Assembly Required.

Giles: I must admit, I'm intrigued. A werewolf. It's one of the classics. I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon.
the gang gives him a look.
      Phases.

Oh I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bliddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.
      Buffy, Inca Mummy Girl.

You could have just gone "Shhh!" Are all you Brits such drama queens.
      Xander, Surprise.

Giles: God, everyday here is the same!
Buffy: Bright, sunny, beautiful. How ever can we escape this torment.
      Teacher's pet.

You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge, is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff.
      Whistler, Becoming.

Buffy: Do they know about fun in England?
Giles: Yes, but it's considered very bad taste to have any.
      Lie to me.

Buffy: You might want to avoid words like "amenable" and "indecorous". Speak English, not whatever they speak in...
Giles: ... England
      Some Assembly Required.

Rupert, you have to read something that was published after 1066.
      Jenny, School Hard.

The vid library. I know it's not books, but it's still dark and musty, you'll be right at home.
      Buffy, Teacher's pet.

So you like to party with the students? Isn't that kinda skanky!
      Buffy, Welcome to the Hellmouth.

Giles: I've been indexing the Watchers Diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You'd be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these watchers were!
Buffy: Color me stunned.
      What's my line.

Willow: They had... you know... Uh, you do know, right?
Giles: Oh yes, sorry.
Willow: Oh good. Because I just realised, you being a librarian and all, maybe you didn't know.
      Passion.

Giles: Two more of the Brethren were here. They came after me, but I was more than a match for them.
Buffy: Meaning?
Giles: I hid.
      Never Kill Boy On First Date.

One of these days, you have to get a grown-up car.
      Buffy, Never Kill A Boy On First Date.

Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students and they check out books and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was just a myth.
      Never Kill A Boy On First Date.

Giles: I'm, I'm just going to stay and clean up a little. I'll, uh, be back in the Middle Ages.
Jenny: Did you ever leave?
      I robot, you Jane.