How to survive dating in Sunnydale

Buffy: Hey did you forget? The one boy I've had the hots for since I've moved here turned out to be a vampire.
Xander: Right. And the teacher I had a crush on? Giant praying mantis.
Willow: That's true.
Xander: Yeah, that's life over the Hellmouth.
Buffy: Let's face it. None of us are ever gonna have a happy normal relationship.
Xander: We're doomed!
   I Robot, you Jane.

  1. Do not get your date killed - Buffy and Owen in Never Kill A Boy On First Date.
  2. Before getting serious, make sure your date has a reflection and a liking for sunlight - Buffy and Angel in Angel.
  3. Make sure your date is not a life sucker - Xander and Ampapta in Inca Mummy Girl.
  4. Never sleep with a vampire, especially if he has a soul, coz he might loose it - Buffy and Angel in Surprise.
  5. Make sure your date doesn't get extra hairy on a full moon - Willow and Oz in Phases.
  6. Make sure that your date isn't a robot - Willow and Malcom in I Robot you Jane and Joyce and Ted in Ted.
  7. Do not make out with another person while being held hostage, your date might catch you when coming to save you - Willow and Xander in Lovers Walk.
  8. Do not sleep with psychotic super strong bitch with murderous tendencies - Xander and Faith in The Zeppo.
  9. Do not cheat on most popular girl in school, she might send you to Bizzaroland. Xander and Cordelia in The Wish.
  10. Do not believe the so-called nice guy telling you all about his painful inner scars, he just wants to get you in bed - Buffy and Parker in The Harsh Light of Day.
  11. Claiming you slept with another woman because she was a werewolf is not a good excuse - Oz in Wild at heart.
  12. When under a whacked love spell, do not scare a potential boyfriend by drooling in front of a bridal shop - Buffy and Riley in Something Blue.
  13. Telling a guy you want to get over him, literally, is not the most romantic pick-up line - Anya in The Harsh Light of Day.
  14. You can find out more about your love interest when he/she can't speak - Buffy and Riley in Hush.
  15. Sleeping with your significant other's arch enemy can put a strain on your relationship - Riley in Who are you.
  16. Too much sex can kill you - Buffy and Riley in Where the wild things are.
  17. Hate can lead to love, or at least lust - Buffy and Spike.
  18. You can get bored even with the perfect woman/man - Warren in I was made to love you.
  19. Even when it's all over, still be there for each other - Buffy and Angel.
  20. Sexual intercourse can bring buildings down - Buffy and Spike in Smashed.
  21. Feelings are easier to confess in a song - Once More With Feeling.
  22. Sometimes it's not good to act like your role model - Dawn in Dead Things.
  23. Leaving your bride at the alter is not a good idea, she might want to get back at you - Xander and Anya in Hells Bells.
  24. Love makes you do the wacky....